Thursday, May 29, 2008

Why I need a boyfriend part 1:

For some reason I’m all about the serials these days. I was going to call this reason no. 1 why I need a boyfriend, but then I realized that this is not the best way to start out my reasons. These are not weighted, so number one has no more significance than number 45 (and oh yes, there will be many, reasons why I need one and what sort of characteristics he must have to keep my interest).

I want to have a g-spot orgasm. I’m in awe. I’ve read Marcelle; she has them all the time! And according to my Internet research (and you know you should always believe everything you read on the internet). All women are capable of squirting. I want to do it! Apparently the porn I have been getting off to lately is called “squirt bukkake”. It’s a whole different genre than bukkake porn. I like the name-calling, I like the mess, and I like the humiliation. I want to be the one asking “you like that, don’t you, you want me to come all over your face. Make you wet and dirty”.
I want to combine that with acts of actual penetration (which since this porn is geared for men, they just show women squirting, its like the new money shot; complete with faux authenticity). I want someone who is willing to go slow and practice and work, wait work (emphasis please) to get me there. According to the shit I’ve been reading its like training for a marathon. You need to work on your kegels and work up to squirting. With the assistance of a nice man, a g-spot stimulating dildo, plastic covering and some time I have supreme faith. I can get there.

can we also call it something else? I am not a fan of the word squirt. It's too atonal and harsh.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi,

I like your blog. I found you looking for the PUA Mystery.
By the way I'm a player, a really good one, this shit changed my life.

One thing I've learned is to please my sexual partner. Squirting, I almost always do that. It changed my sex life, the seduction community learned me this. You should download that :
http://www.filefactory.com/file/a0fae0/
http://www.filefactory.com/file/50021b/

It's not really porn, it's an educationnal video on how to make women squirt, so of course there's a naked lady, and fingers get in her, but it's quite sober.

Also, you must get instructed on deep spot and back deep spot. After that you can forget G spot.

Well I hope you keep it up, it's cool. i hope you'll don't get messed up by your last phone adventure with the boy.

cheers